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reasons why babies are not needed
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
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that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
(Source: idratherneedyou)
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Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.
(Source: sirheisenberg)
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